What not to do in an orca movie

After a low point of a certain kid being made to write “I will not hit people” and “I will not be mean” several times on some notebook paper while sniffling and muttering about Unfair, Bossy Moms, I figured the cloud of disgrace could not last too long.

So we watched Free Willy. What a tearjerker movie… There was a lot of crying all around, especially when Jesse was angry with the whale and was going to leave him all alone!

Moomin’s observation afterwards: “I have learned an important thing from this movie. Never, NEVER, bang on a killer whale’s tank.”