So your “friends” got boring? No problem! Just play into misogynist stereotypes of how women who use their uteruses lose their brains and personality. That’ll keep you entertained!
Because of course there’s no interesting women out there who also have had babies!
Perhaps guys who have babies remain fascinating, slutty, un-streetsmart wannabe starfuckers? Because that’s the epitome of cool!
Of all the things to think your “friend” is cool for, “having flirted with Johnny Depp once” is about the dumbest possible.
It seems like I heard this thing once, about friendship, and sticking together, and helping people through rough times in life… Naaah. Must have been my imagination.