This morning while I was taking a splinter out of Moomin’s foot, he called me the ultimate bad word.
Usually he’s good about splinters, but the recent hospital stay had an effect. Understandably, he freaked at the sight of someone coming at him with an Instrument of Pain while telling him to stay still. Screaming! Writhing! Thrashing about and kicking me! Before I’d had any coffee!
I yelled meanly, “Stay STILL!”
Sobbing, hysterical with fear and anger, Moomin screamed, “You’re BAD! Like the PRESIDENT!”
O Nyan Nyan Nyan
DNA singalong
Minor acts of heroism
Hula hooping lasso trick
Dubstep pop and lock dance video
The boring parent
Reading Gilgamesh
Manatees and ponies in Seoul
Dawn with her fingertips of rose
Maker Faire is coming up!
giggle
Now there's a kid who knows how to hurl the right insult …
omg. how can i explain how much i HATE that stupid conodms for woman ad. asshats!
Ouch! That is an especially nasty one. I love the stuff they say when they are mad.
That is hysterical!!! The worst most hurtful thing he could think of LOL
ha! SMART kid.
I hope he had a time out. LOL