The ultimate insult from my child

This morning while I was taking a splinter out of Moomin’s foot, he called me the ultimate bad word.

Usually he’s good about splinters, but the recent hospital stay had an effect. Understandably, he freaked at the sight of someone coming at him with an Instrument of Pain while telling him to stay still. Screaming! Writhing! Thrashing about and kicking me! Before I’d had any coffee!

I yelled meanly, “Stay STILL!”

Sobbing, hysterical with fear and anger, Moomin screamed, “You’re BAD! Like the PRESIDENT!”

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7 Responses to The ultimate insult from my child

  1. Denise says:


  2. Debbie says:

    Now there's a kid who knows how to hurl the right insult …

  3. minnie says:

    omg. how can i explain how much i HATE that stupid conodms for woman ad. asshats!

  4. nina says:

    Ouch! That is an especially nasty one. I love the stuff they say when they are mad.

  5. chris says:

    That is hysterical!!! The worst most hurtful thing he could think of LOL

  6. Kari says:

    ha! SMART kid.

  7. Jenna says:

    I hope he had a time out. LOL