Caption on wall, by day care staff / aspiring museum curator:
4th & 5th Grade MASTERPIECES
On May 16 and 18 the children created these wonderful works of art, complete with creative names.
I admire the teacher who accepted this masterpiece title with good grace and let it go up on the wall! Every parent who went in there gazed at the wall, perhaps vaguely remembering their own fingerpainting and color-mixing experiments, and then came to J.E.’s masterpiece and busted out laughing at the nerve of the kid to claim “Turd” as the title of his painting, and at the nerve of the school to stick it right up with the others instead of getting him in trouble and making him rename it.