Do I really even need to write anything? This is amusing enough by itself. This particular baby, Mali, has one of the best WTF looks ever.
For good reason.
“Mom? Dad? Auntie Badger? Why are you making me hold this rubber chicken? Why, cruel world? Why, you demented freaks? I shall now invent the theory of relativity while you undermine my infant dignity…”
Her dad Seymour has a collection of rubber chickens in his office. During the latest heat wave it was so hot that one of them melted!