funny quote

From the airport as Moomin and I were leaving… He was hugging my mom and stammering out, “Grandma, I wish… I wish… I wish … “

“Yes?” (She and I were both thinking he was going to say something sweet about missing her…)

“I wish my butt were glued to Cactus!” (Cactus was the horse he rode in a couple of lessons they took him to.)