How can a human being eat so slowly? How can it take over an hour to ingest a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwich, cooked with care and attention so it is hardly burnt at all? An itty bitty corner of the sandwich sticks into his mouth – and then slowly it’s removed by some alchemy I can’t detect – nothing like a “bite”.
It’s like watching an amoeba engulf a grilled-cheese-sandwich-shaped paramecium, in slow motion.
I guess having front teeth would help.