What not to wear: No to Knives!

Things you can get away with wearing if you are not a parent, but might want to use your judgement about, if you are around kids who can read:

Stabby McKnife

This got me thinking. I mean, about 2 percent of my brain thinks “Oh, hahaha, this is a great shirt, I’d totally wear it.” Then I think it over for more than a second and decide against it.

What’s the most inappropriate tshirt you can think of for a PTA mom of a 3rd-grader?

Please help me satisfy my inner Bad Mom with suggestions. I don’t need to wear them or even buy them. I just need to have them to think about.

I’m still tempted by this one , which I’ve wanted for years. That, or its companion, would be a good one to wear to those mom’s club general meetings.

No, wait, my all time worst tshirt to wear to a PTA meeting is.. drum roll…

MILF Hunter

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3 Responses to What not to wear: No to Knives!

  1. Shannon says:

    I'm a fan of the STFU faux-university shirt from ThinkGeek. The students totally get it and most of the parents and teachers do not. Seems to also be the case with the classic WTF? shirt.

  2. Liz says:

    Now why would students know all about the World Trade Fair?;-)

  3. Margot says:

    Your articles are worth reading