Ninja pizza burner in the house

Moomin just told me that my superhero ninja power could be “burning the pizza”. It’s only a little burned, honest to god it’s still edible.

“You’ll throw it like one of those ninja things.”

“Discus? Shuriken? “

“Yeah! Ninja pizza burner power cuttin’ off your head, and your name can be Ninja Pizza Blood!”

I’m just glad he’s not mad that the pizza is a bit dry and nasty!