Screamything, coming soon!
I’ll be snorgling it!
I recall when my water broke I started babbling “I’m not ready! But, I’m just not ready for this!” Then “Ewwww wow that’s cool there is a lot of that stuff. Does it ever stop? How much could there possibly be?”
I’m going to be in Vancouver tomorrow but I’ll be picturing her and my brother-in-law beaming and snorgling an alien-looking snuffly baby wearing a hat. When I get back she’ll be out of the hospital and I’ll go right from the airport to her house so I can feed her the fanciest possible chocolates and also poke the baby.