Death gets a time-out


Death gets a time-out
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

It was pretty funny to see this little kid in a Grim Reaper costume, sitting alone in disgrace on a bench at recess today.

What did he do to get in trouble? I was afraid to ask!

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The brutal pit of rugby-playing weasels


lacrosse
Originally uploaded by m.a.x.

Moomin stalked off the soccer field crying this afternoon, extremely pissed off. I watched him for about 10 minutes kicking the miniature nerf soccer balls around some orange cones, uninspired but not unhappy-looking, in the crisp perfect fall sunlight. It’s a free class, one hour, two days after school, very low-key. You’d think I had signed him up for alligator wrestling, or lacrosse, or intermediate skinhead moshpit lessons, or the Peking Opera.

“Mom! I told you, I hate sports! I hate running around! And I hate healthy exercise!”

What to say? I also hate running around and healthy sports. I prefer unhealthy sports. It’s so unfair. But the point is, it’s free, you’re a little kid, and you don’t have gym class at your school. I listened to his feelings, but then explained that this was a better option than signing up for real soccer practice several times a week, buying uniforms and shin guards, driving to real soccer games on Saturday, and competing with kids and yelling parents who actually care about the game. So compared to that scenario it’s a piece of cake.

Of course, compared to lying in bed reading comic books, which is what he’d normally be doing on a Monday afternoon, it sucks.

He’s just going to have to tough it out for the next couple of months!

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Party, with monsters and books

At 11:45am this morning I realized, reading Jo Spanglemonkey’s blog, that the party invitation I got in the mail that didn’t have a date or time on it was today. And Moomin counts Dragonboy (the party dude) as one of his few intimate friends. OMG! We ate lunch in a flurry and whooshed out of the house, me in a slight ill temper… snarly… But I cheered up fast.

The party was at a gymnastics place in Oakland, in ritzy snazzy Piedmont. Moomin leaped into the action, swinging on the rope swing, climbing around, all ecstatic – not hanging back! I dropped and ran – across the street for a fancy latte and then picked up Jo’s daughter Eliz who was sneering at the little-kid gymnastics fun. We took off for Spectator Books, a small but good used bookstore. I could tell she didn’t want to go to the kids’ section, at least not first. We happily cruised the history, mythology, and archeology shelves. Books on Hannibal… 37 elephants! 90,000 troops! Charlemagne… myths of china, india, cambodia, africa, north america; much interest in Greek Mythology and the Rosetta Stone. Finally she picked a book on the Iceman, a mummified guy from 3000 years ago, found in Switzerland with a birchbark basket, stone dagger, and copper axe. “Cool! Mummified eye sockets!” I asked her about the Odyssey and she smiled all starry-eyed and sighed, “Grey-eyed Athena….” like she was going to faint. We agreed it would be cool to be Odysseus, and that one feels a bit sorry for Telemachus for being a little boring and not getting to be as cool as Odysseus.

Then to Dragonboy’s house to hang out. He and Moomin get along and like the same things: godzilla monsters, dragons, robots, mad scientists, volcanoes, pulp plotlines, dinosaurs, and pretending. They had a blast.

I’m always happy to hang out with Dragonboy’s household, because they’re arty and chaotic and not-normal and deconstructo-gendered in a super comforting way. They’re swirly with fierce energy & concentration, and A. reminds me a little of me with that quality. (When I’m not loafing, which, actually, I also do with fierce energy.) Their young sprog is a leaf in their hurricane. He deals with it well. Their house is full of odd crap, and piles of paper, and projects half-finished, and Materials for Other Projects. Not even counting the basement. People say inappropriate things; people drop in to visit. No one ever shuts up. There are spooky mannequins painted oddly dressed in vintage lace; there are sciency things and sf books. A nice place to be. Their “tigerman” costume, designed, measured, done with paper cutouts and real sewing, made with a mock-up, etc. is a work of art which kept them up all night last night. My burst of dragon-suit construction pales in comparison!

At Dragonboy’s house the grownups were most entertaining. The Weaseltoast family – fun – Dragonboy himself – and Q.’s dad, whose name I’ve completely forgotten, getting on the floor with me and kids to stack up chairs and stools to make forbidding cliffs, volcanoes, and mountain caves for the 15 toy dragons and godzilla monsters that Dragonboy received for his birthday. Maybe some of them weren’t new, but it was near enough. Dragonboy and Moomin are both good at picking up the tone of my narrations. “Robodragon! Come closer and let me tell you! The mad scientist who created us wants to steal our powers!” “Oh my god! We’ve got to stop him! We must go into the caves of doom!” Dragonboy opened all his presents from all 29 children who came to the party. I made paper flowers from bits of tissue paper with 3 year old Q. who was amazingly smart and dextrous despite being so drooly-looking. She can write by copying letters if prompted.

I must go to the store “Boss Robot” next time I need to get Moomin a present.

At some point all the moms sat around the table, talking smack about labor stories. Q’s mom was in labor for a miserable 52 hours, with back labor, a million monitors, then an epidural and some mean nurses. Dragonboy’s mom had a super short home birth rather like mine, but succeeded in getting into her tub for a water birth – where she would scream for 30 seconds during contractions and then fall straight asleep in the water, held up by her partner, for the couple of minutes in between. Ms. Weaseltoast caught one of her babies herself in the hospital and did a great job of it. We boasted, boasted, boasted; we swaggered; and I think if we had a bit more time with a few mojitos to drink then we’d be comparing labia size and how many orgasms we can have in a row. They were that excellent. The older girls hung about, listening madly with a million ears.

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Driving home with a good soundtrack

On the way back home from Oakland, we went over the Bay Bridge & Moomin was fascinated by a bus, or a bus-sized limo, where people were dancing & cameras flashed. “I want to do that. That’s the coolest thing ever.” Then he had a Grand Unified Theory of Cities and Traffic, to the soundtrack of the “NRG” radio station which to me is just gay club music though I’m sure it has some official name, some geneological descendancy from House Music, or whatever.

“Mom, I just realized something. You know how all those people are dancing in that bus having a party? And how we’re in all this traffic? Maybe they’re also dancing to this song. [That “SOS, Rescue Me, Miss You” song which has the backbeat to “Tainted Love”.] Maybe all the people in the traffic are here because they’re going to the City to go to a really fun place where there’s a party and they’re playing this same music. And they’re going to go there and everyone will be dancing to this song that’s on the radio. And that would be incredibly cool.”

Yes, my child. Someday you too can go dancing in San Francisco… or wherever you please…

I thought about a moment in college when I realized my older friends could all go to the gay clubs and I couldn’t and I was insanely frustrated. At some point I managed to start sneaking into Chances, the vaguely folk-musick-y country-and-westerny lesbian bar, and the Chain Drive, a men’s leather bar. But somehow I missed most of the fun dancing club thing. Anyway, the song as we drove over the bridge made me remember a time when me (all of 18 years old), and Sabina, and someone I can’t remember, and Barb, and maybe Amy or someone else, and Paul, were all dancing in her room to the extended mix of Tainted Love after drinking rather a lot of White Russians. There was a heavy atmosphere of despair and exhilaration that I don’t know how to convey. We were all kind of queerish, and knew it, and were struggling to be able to articulate it, except for Paul, who was in love with pretty much every woman in the room, in a shy way. And I felt it was basically as much gay club culture as I was going to get at that moment as the weird undercurrents crackled between us all, mostly unspoken for years. Despite our affairs and relationships. Pretty much you cut your hair funny, and listened to the Smiths a lot in an anguished way until you could get into lesbian bars. Oh, kids these days have it easy! With their GLBTQ clubs in 7th grade! Lucky! Of course I had it mega easy that no one was beating me up or arresting me or throwing me in a mental hospital as could have happened so easily (and did) not so many years before. (And of course that did happen to many people I knew.)

Then (in the car, still on the bridge) I stuck in the CD of Queen that I’d been listening to the last couple of days and sang along to “Don’t Stop Me Now” with wild happiness… Feeling very unstoppable.

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Against non-consensual circumcision


Turtle Head
Originally uploaded by joaobambu.

This issue always gets me mad as hell. People who defend the circumcision of infant boys (as so many do in the comments of this post on Motherhood Uncensored). I’m uncompromising on this issue. It shouldn’t happen. I don’t care if you think it might “look gross” or “they might get teased” or worry that “he should look like his dad.” I don’t care if I’m making you (whoever you are) feel bad by disrespecting those reasons. Fine, they were your reasons, and you believed them, and you can’t undo your action; that doesn’t make the action right, and it doesn’t make the practice defensible.

I especially don’t care about your religious traditions. That is no excuse. Let your kid decide for himself when he becomes an adult, to do it for religious reasons. If a religion conflicts with a fundamental human rights issue (like not having a body part chopped off) I’ll take the human rights, thanks.

What really gets me is the flippant cutesy tone that people talk about this in. Think how they’d react to the same discussion about female genital mutilation. Jokes and all. People cut off their baby girls’ labia every day because they think it’s healthier, and not gross looking, and easier to keep clean, and they’ll look normal to their peers, and because it’s a religious tradition. It’s wrong. Period. And so is mutilating and amputating the genitals of baby boys.

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Sand castles and cesarians


mom with drip castle
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

My mom maintains her reputation as a cool mom who gets down and plays and gets dirty. Like me, she does it because she likes to play in the sand. It was just a contest of which one of us could move our knees up from a squatting position while trying not to groan with effort. (Neither one.)

Moomin made his toy sea lion explore the ocean. Then he discovered the volcano island castle, at my suggestion (I was thinking of the Jack London story of the White Seal.) There was a long story about radioactivity, living rocks that lifted the seal to the center of the volcano, some armies, and a “General Moomin” who was running things.

We managed to play with him, but still got in a lot of family gossip. I think my favorite story was how, when she was pregnant with my sister, they had declared a due date and scheduled a cesarian. At the last minute, a doctor sent her in to get an x-ray, without explaining why. They tried to send her home from the hospital, claiming that the x-ray showed her baby to be only 4 pounds!

What nonsense on so many levels!

Of course my mom… 23 years old, hugely pregnant, 5 feet tall, really kind of a shy person, and flat on her back in some xray room, furiously refused to allow this. My sister was born the same day! I liked the thought of my mom who will never stand for any damned nonsense digging in her heels and telling them all to go to hell.

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On vacation with my mom


sea nettle
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

I’ve been at a conference and have plenty to say about it, but not right now from my mom’s conference hotel in Monterey. Moomin is asleep on the floor behind the bed on a nest of pillows and blankets, surrounded by stuffed animals old (Pecky the penguin, the Bunny in the Hat, and another bunny) and new (a magnetic flippered turtle and a small penguin to be Pecky’s friend).

I can’t believe that in the giant crowded aquarium we ran into Squid with all the kids + extra and a babysitter helping out, and then my friend Heather who was at my mom’s conference & who I’ve known for a zillion years and should have guessed would be here! We met as the giant octopus writhed and snapped its tentacles. Some random other woman in front of the tank was sighing a little and agreed with me that we’d dearly love to stick our arms in and pet the octopus, bonding with it, letting it get to know the taste of our skin with its weird alien suckers….

I just paid 10 bucks from the hotel and taught my mom more about Flickr and LibraryThing and wikis and what an API and an RSS feed are and all that kind of stuff. Can’t believe I haven’t done it before this, but last time I saw here was when Moomin was in the hospital and I was too stressed to think of fun computer stuff.

OMG it’s fun to hang out with my mom. She’s hilarious and a little bitchy about life and yet full of enthusiasm and wild determination to photograph particular fishes, cussing them out when they don’t cooperate perfectly. And suddenly I realize we have many of the same mannerisms. You may now picture my cool mom hopping around with her phone aimed high, cussing out a giant sunfish and a whole tankful of fidgety moon jellies! While we were doing that, my sister sent a photo of herself frowning mightily because she was stuck at work and couldn’t be with us. I wonder what Moomin thinks. In his world, grownups come with Razr phones surgically attached and a strange madness seizes them when they’ve been offline for too long; they babble of free wifi and drag him around on a quest for Internet cafes…

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Twits and stupidity


reading "The Twits"
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

Yesterday Moomin read “The Twits” three times in a row. I had dragged him to the copy shop where I was working on making my little translation zine. I had a cold. I was working for hours. I was grumpy. In fact, I confess I snapped at him when he got stuck in the copy store bathroom unable to push the door open — and when I say “unable” it’s not because the door was big or heavy or difficult — it was just that he gave up after try one and began howling in despair. You’d think I could accept this with grace, since he was independent enough to sit for two hours in this boring office, quiet as a mouse, while I worked… but no… I was cranky and mean when he got stuck in the strange bathroom. Hell.

The Twits is an excellent book for a 2nd grader. It’s about two mean horrible people who fight and play mean tricks on each other all day long. They eat cute little birds and have a cage full of monkeys that they abuse horribly. Really, sounds a little bit dark, doesn’t it? But it’s funny… and it provides the sort of distancing from meanness and abuse that I think is good for opening the subject with kids.

Moomin was enthralled. We talked about how the Twits were the meanest people ever in the history of the universe. “And they said….” he dropped his voice low to a whisper… “they said the monkeys were *stupid*!!! That’s really, really mean!”

I apologized for being grumpy! But then, when we got home, I couldn’t manage to do anything but turn on the TV for him and lie in bed, sick as a dog.

There’s another book that I love for moments when my parenting is maybe not the most stellar. “The Winter Picnic” (by Robert Welber) has this kid telling his busy mom that he wants to have a picnic. She’s dismissive and isn’t listening. So he prepares the whole picnic by himself, making plates and cups out of snow and laying out sandwiches and potato chips. Finally she follows him to the picnic and realizes she was being …. well, stupid.

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And there was much rejoicing!

Oh! You have no idea! All the moms were jumping around and so excited and happy! One woman confessed that when she heard, she cried with joy. We babbled our relief and hope!

They fired the sorry, weaselly, incompetent, slackity-ass excuse for a principal!

Or, well, pulled him to work on “special projects”. Ha! “Like, maybe, taking out the trash,” said one mom. “No, I think they just did that.” Oooo, burn.

Really, I was trying so hard to remember all my best diplomacy, because I thought we were stuck with the guy and so I would have to work with him or end-run him. And don’t think it wasn’t a little scary to be doing that, because the waves of hostility rolled off him… Like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert, but meaner and stupider.

Happy!!!! I don’t know the new one, but she can’t possibly be worse that that dude!

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Anti-Racist Parenting

The new blog Anti-Racist Parent looks really promising so far. I got a good book recommendation, for The First R: How Children Learn Race and Racism, from the comments on Ji In’s introductory post. I liked what Ji In had to say about the strategy of ignoring race or trying to be “colorblind”:

Minimizing and ignoring are ineffective strategies to address racism because they place the burden of responsibility on the target of racism rather than the perpetrators. Ignoring taught me little more than how to suppress my emotions, while minimizing taught me how to be ashamed of my race.

Good stuff. When I was reading Ji In’s description of her teachers minimizing stuff that happened to her, I couldn’t stop wondering… how hard would it have been for her teachers to say to the rude, ignorant little name callers, “That’s racist behavior that we don’t allow at this school”? Well, first someone has to educate the teachers… Then someone has to *not* fire them from their jobs for saying the r-word. (Because of course, pointing out racism is unpardonable, while racist behavior itself is just fine… as long as no one is being “too sensitive”.

Thanks to Mir, from Blogher for the link!
(crossposted to othermag.org)

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A proud moment of independent action


A proud moment
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

Yesterday Moomin came into my office standing very tall. “Guess what Mom. I poured my own juice, all by myself. And I put away the straws.” From my dreamy kid, this was really amazing.

– It occurred to him that he was thirsty
– He opened the fridge by himself and got out the huge juice container
– He moved a chair to climb up to the counter to reach a cup
– He noticed I had bought new straws (!)
– And opened the box of straws, and put them in the place where I keep straws!

All of that is very unusual for him. I know that might be normal for other 6 year old kids, but for him, head in the clouds, and a little bit timid about attempting new things, it’s like he stole my car keys and went joyriding at midnight.

He still can’t do things like “open a package of M & Ms” even when I tell him to imagine he is starving on a desert island and must open it himself to survive. The package drools limply from his hands, so I always end up tearing it for him. And I’ve been trying to coach him in “how to open the fridge” for the last few years. He’s still barely strong enough. He has to hang on for dear life with both hands and fling his entire body backwards several times before the door will pop open.

I was so proud! Clearly, opening the box of straws, and thinking of putting them away, made him feel like a hero.

Suddenly I looked at him and could imagine the boy of 6 or 7 years from now, who will be getting as tall as I am, or who will tower over me as he makes himself a sandwich. Heck, why not go all out and imagine him making a sandwich for me too. It could happen!

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A bold end-run around principal and PTA


mom rose
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Well, I did it. I started an experimental online community for the elementary school, and a Yahoo email list too, since that seems to be easier for people to understand. All completely unofficial, unsanctioned, and in fact, said “No” to several times by the school administration and PTA representatives.

Their “no” was often pointlessly and frustratingly obstructionist. “But parents would have to give permission for their email address to be public. It’s too complicated! Patiently I explained that all that would take would be two check boxes on the forms already sent out to parents each year. One box that says “I give permission for my email address to be used by the school to contact me through a private email list” and another box that says “I give permission for my email address to be shared with other parents and teachers at the school.”

It is not rocket science, it’s tech that’s been around for several decades, and has been in popular use for 10 or 15 years…

The issue, however, is not the setup and management of the list and its potential privacy problems. It’s that the school panics a bit when parents communicate with each other, without the school administration’s mediation. That is completely understandable. Open public discussion does tend to create discussion, controversy, complaints, and even flame wars. However, that is inevitable in any public forum for discussions. We can manage that! And I will moderate such a list and its disagreements as best I can.

I also offered (multiple times) to set up a list for the school that would be completely under their control, and to train the office staff how to use it and maintain it.

So I feel that doing this, that even trying to start it, will label me as a troublemaker. But I sincerely want it to be for the school’s good, and for helping the kids.

Not everyone will have email. But more sharing of information is better; and more possible conduits for information.

I think that as parents we have to step up and be activists if we want the public education system in this country to survive.

Wish me luck. I hope this works. In my fantasy world, more of us get to know each other, because it is easier to email someone (for many people) than to call their phone number (usually passed out in the school directory, but we don’t have one this year, yet) and sometimes easier than talking face to face, especially with the language barrier we have at our school between Spanish speaker and English speakers. I sent the information for the list in two languages.

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Not quite friends, not quite not




alligator and horse riders
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

For two small people who aren’t friends, Moomin and Sophie certainly have a lot of fun together. They’ve been running around like maniacs, Sophie on a horse and Moomin on an alligator, singing ridiculous songs. I’m thinking again of how they used to bounce together in Moomin’s crib and of how interesting it is that even from before they were 2 years old, they had the same personalities: Sophie irrepressibly joyous, boisterous, bold, and naughty; Moomin wide-eyed, goofy, dreamy, and solitary.

They watched Clash of the Titans tonight. Dinner was chicken nuggets from Cosco, with a side dish of apples dipped in peanut butter. I ignored everyone.

Now it’s the hour of mayhem! Of riding alligators and horses from room to room! (Moomin’s noble steed is the enormous stuffed alligator he got at Laura and Michele’s wedding 3 years ago. It sleeps in his bed every night.)

Eliz. is holed up in my office, reading a new Tamora Pierce novel. I gave her a big speech about how it was probably inappropriate for young people and would have to be confiscated… We had a tug-of-war…. Rook said with great authority that it was Homework Time and so all such books should be given into his custody! Unfortunately, reading *is* her homework and so we’ll have to wait our turn.

Eliz complains, by the way, that the new editions of Pierce’s novels are too grown-uppy. I agree! They look romance-novelly. They’re embarrassing for a 10 year old to carry around school. She far preferred the knights, horses, and swords on the covers of the old editions!

Rook and I are hiding in our computers now! I can’t wait for bedtime and a scorching hot bath with eucalyptus. I have soooo much work to do, translations to finish, a talk to finish writing, and an encyclopedia article to edit. I love saying that. It sounds so fancy!

Should I be putting these kids to bed, or not? I’m not sure. Maybe a little nightcap with whiskey would finish them off for the evening.

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Hydrogen atoms, Hangul, and shadow puppets


atoms and elements
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

Our science lessons are wild and lively, as many topics derail Moomin into lengthy explanations of comic book plots. “Oh! Molecules! I know all about them, because of Molecule Man’s supervillain powers over inorganic molecules, when he fought the Fantastic Four! Because, the Beyonder… ” Rook and I had fun with this, drawing diagrams and running around pretending to be water molecules. Our explanation went sort of like this:

– Everything is made of molecules.
– Molecules are made of atoms.
– Elements. Um. There is this thing called the periodic table and it’s really neat and you’re going to love it like mommy does.
– Atoms are made of even tinier particles.
– Er, um, there is radiation, and, um, waves, and particles, and you can’t see molecules and atoms, but everything you can touch and feel is made of them, and um. When particles slam into each other very very fast, and when a proton loves a neutron very much… Okay, I’ll shut up now; please ask your dad the physicist what a linear accelerator is.

I wish I could remember some of the wilder flights of comic book science. Moomin thinks he knows all about radiation, gamma rays, the multiverse, atoms, and who knows what all else. I’m thinking we can teach him the “real” science of all that stuff and he can then have fun with debunking.

This morning I took him to the cafe for a bagel. For the first time, Moomin showed interest in the newspaper. I explained what each article was about. Somehow this led to about the millionth drawing of his family tree. He wanted to know who was dead, and who was alive, and where the dead ones were buried. “Where are their graves? Why?”

Out of the blue, he announced that he would like to know how to speak Korean. He wonders if he could learn it in school. I said cautiously that he could learn the alphabet, and some phrases, from his dad and from books, and we’d see about it. In the meantime how about Spanish? No. He had that “I’ve made up my mind” face. He is happy to learn a little Spanish but what he’s really like is to speak Korean.

Okay then… home, and to the phrasebook, which is a probably inappropriate handbook for soldiers from 1955. Rook says it errs on the side of extreme formality. Am I going to have to find an after-school class, or Korean camp? Of course this would make Harpogi very happy.

I have the feeling Moomin wants to learn something that I, his mom, don’t know anything about.

As I write this he is practicing making shadow puppets on the bathroom wall instead of brushing his teeth.

It’s been a long, interesting day!

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The dreaded line of SUVs


Line of SUVs outside the school
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

My house is two blocks away from an elementary and a middle school, so every day twice a day I see the scene in this photo: a enormous line of SUVs stretching far down the street.

I am sure some people have sleeping babies strapped into carseats. Those of you with small children strapped in, go ahead and line up. But the rest of them, for god’s sake, park a couple of blocks away and walk! Walking! Not so bad for you! It’s a nice day out!

Oh, and this corner and the one on the other side of the school – both of them need a 4-way stop with stop signs and crosswalks. The SUVs are especially scary. I’m not buying into a stereotype when I say that damn near everyone in them is on the phone and drinking a latte… and they are also ill tempered at being in traffic. Traffic they’re needlessly causing.

*crankily signing off*

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Halloween costume construction project


Colossal Red Dragon
Originally uploaded by borghal.

Today in Joann Fabrics I met this chick buying yellow fabric. Her kid was kicking around the candy aisle wearing yellow crocs and a yellow shirt. He had demanded a “Yellow Shark” costume. I felt her pain. Me, I have to construct a red dragon outfit.

My local Moms’ Club came through – I asked where to buy a red hooded sweatshirt, and got an immediate answer that they were $6.00 at Mervyn’s. It was true! So, 6 bucks, and 5 more for red sparkly pipe cleaners, red glitter glue, and some sheets of felt. I think that should do it for the costume. When I make it, I’ll take pictures.

Oh, and I’m supposed to dress myself as “a knight, a lady knight, like Xena Warrior Princess.” I’m not sure about that. I was picturing myself as a much butcher knight.

Then today someone on the list asked how to do a sequoia tree costume. I was imagining how much fun that could be with brown pipe cleaners and short green fringe. And some real sequoia pine cones – they’re all over my neighborhood.

Y’all didn’t know I was so crafty, did you?

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Furniture on the street


orphaned bureau
Originally uploaded by Liz Henry.

I always want to haul away furniture on the street and find it a home. I had to stop myself today. There’s no room in our house, and I even have a battered old chest of drawers outside on the porch for garden tools. Plus, I don’t have a truck anymore to do the hauling.

Surely someone will give this bureau a good home!

I also feel grateful to the people who put it out on the street for free. It’s a nice thing to do. Maybe they just couldn’t get it to the dump, but I like to think they didn’t want it to be wasted.

If only every neighborhood, every city block, had a community center. It would have workshops, and car-fixing tools, and a huge “free stuff” room. Seriously, every single block. Why not? Have a caretaker live in it rent-free.

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War without end

Mommybloggers, do you want your kids to grow up in the middle of a war? Because that’s what’s happening. I’m feeling very scared and fierce.

How is my child going to grow up? As a citizen of a country that is committing terrible war crimes. As the child of parents who did nothing to stop it.. nothing except vote, and go to a couple of big anti-war rallies, and then vote some more, and called our already anti-war senators, Boxer and Feinstein. Fat lot of good that’s doing.

Are we are in a war without end? As “terrorism” and “enemy” are defined more and more broadly? Are we about to bomb Iran, as this writer in The Nation suggests? “Our” country is moving ships into the Persian Gulf.

How about placing your bets on the October Surprise? I’m cynical. The thousands of people detained by the U.S. without recourse to law or trial, and I’m reading estimates of 14,000 right now, already stabbed me to the heart — the heart of my patriotism and love of this country, and my greater commitment to international law, like the Geneva Conventions, and my even greater commitment to my responsibility as a human being to do what is right. Now that we have lost the right of habeas corpus, I’m broken hearted. What will be too much? What will cross the line? When will we know? When our country invades other countries unjustly? Oh wait, we’ve done that. When our country imprisons and tortures and “disappears” people? We do that too. When we claim the absolute moral right to violate the sovereignity of any other country? What next?

Why aren’t more of our people in the U.S. military speaking up, as they are required by law to do, to defend this country not by shooting people but by holding true to its principles? They *must* disobey. And be court-martialed. Must. This is not easy to say or to ask of our soldiers.

If it were one of your friends put in prison, accused of being an “enemy combatant” because they donated money to a Muslim organization — or whatever other things become the qualifications for “enemy” status — what would you do? Would you know what to do? Who would you call?

Where is the line, which, when our government crosses it, we’ll engage in civil disobedience?

Where are the protests against the terrible war we’re in? When, or if, “we” bomb Iran, and its nuclear facilities, what will happen here?

I think about what history I know, but strangely, what keeps coming into my mind are children’s books I’ve read — children’s books from World War II, published in the U.S. They all follow the same pattern, of children keeping a watchful eye out for anyone saying unpatriotic things, or anything negative about the war effort. Those people always turn out to be German or Japanese spies. The children report on them, are given awards or medals, and the spies are “caught”. I wonder, will we start seeing these books for our children? About how to identify suspicious behavior? About our country, right or wrong, and how it’s always right?

Because I do love my country… in this sense so well expressed by New Model Army in their song “My Country“… Is it too idealistic?

How can I teach Moomin, who hardly understands the idea of justice and human rights, right and wrong, that there might be some extremely good reasons not to mouth the words of the Pledge of Allegiance every Friday morning at his school? And yet, to love the idea of the hope of good government, of real justice? I know that what I love is utopia, and we have never reached anything like it. So in a way what I want to give him is belief and hope…

What of the people who, in the last few years in the United States, have already been arrested, accused, and disappeared? Do you think their families had the power to defend them and fight for them? For a moment, I imagine a scenario, based loosely off stories I have read, of men (always men!) arrested for donating money or being part of a religious organization. And instead of their families being abandoned by their community, I imagine a small brave collective act of civil disobediance. What if every other parent at those men’s children’s nursery schools, and public schools, and workplaces, and mosques, had donated money to that same organization, in protest and solidarity? Can they arrest us all? That is just a thought of a possible strategy, just in case something happens to one of you, or someone you know, or someone you hear about in your community.

Excuse my demogogue moment; I’ve been very upset, increasingly upset, unsure like so many of us what to do; and the suspension of habeas corpus in particular makes me very afraid, angry, and determined.

If we do end up in a more politically repressive country then, please realize, I will be absolutely screwed, because I will never shut up, not even to protect myself… or my family. That’s what people like me are good for.

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A proper education includes Weird Al

Speaking of education, every child should learn about Michael Jackson and Weird Al Yankovic. We spent the morning watching Beat It, then the parody Eat It, and then Michael Jackson’s “Bad“, which was great because Moomin finally realized that a particular comic of What’s Michael, a Japanese comic book about a cat, was funny… because it was a bunch of cats doing the dance routine from “Bad”.

Then they watched something by Bob Dylan. Rook explained the concept of palindromes, and they enjoyed “Bob”, a song by Weird Al, where the lyrics are all palindromes.

Now that’s how to make education fun! We have learned about palindromes, practiced reading forwards and backwards, grasped the important literary concept of parody, admired some fine 80s fashion and dance moves (this counts as history and art, right?), and done searches on YouTube and Wikipedia. We’ve also fallen over laughing and bounced around on the bed while trying out some silly dance moves. Not bad for a slow Saturday morning!

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Why I hate NCLB, part one

Apparently, for years the test scores have been going up in our school district. “The RCSD has had the highest increase in API scores in San Mateo County since 2000.” But that’s the API stuff, which is the state standards. The federal standards are the “AYP” score.

Here’s what I’ve been able to figure out about AYP scores: Students in each school are grouped in the following categories:

– African American (non-Hispanic)
– American Indian or Alaska Native
– Asian
– Filipino
– Hispanic or Latino
– Pacific Islander
– White (Not of Hispanic origin)
– Socioeconomically disadvantaged
– English Learners
– Students with disabilities

So for each school, subgroups are created according to these categories if there are more than 50 students who are at least 15% of the school’s population or if there are 100 students in the category. For Moomin’s school I would guess the categories are Hispanic, White, English learners, and Students with Disabilities. Maybe Socioecononomically Disadvantaged too. 95% of the students in the school and in each subgroup must take the tests. Last year, 24% of them must pass the tests.

When I look at the District report, I can see that the district as a whole passed the tests! But the special ed and the English learners category … failed to pass the English test.

Why is this news? That’s why they’re called “English learners”… because they’re little kids who *don’t know English yet*, for god’s sake! $%&#$!!!!!!!11!!!

Did I mention in this post how much I hate NCLB? And how pointless it is? And how it guarantees that every school district in the nation will flunk? And education for the poor and for immigrants will become a complete travesty if it isn’t already? And even fewer people will want to become teachers in such a system?

The consequences of the flunking won’t be anything sensible, like, “Let’s give this district and its schools some money specifically for bilingual education and English language tutoring, effective immediately.” Oh no… instead… undermine all the schools, destroy whatever programs they have in place, and take what money the schools already have and move it around. (And lord knows what-all else happens that I can’t imagine.)

I did not realize that some of the schools in our district are already in the dire Year 5 of “PI status” which means… It’s hard to tell what it means. It means that last year the principal and staff got fired?! And “contract with outside agency to run school”…? Or it became a charter. Or something. Something drastic happened, anyway. Why is this not front page news in our local paper, every single day?

I also realized for the first time that some of our schools are T1 and some are not (the richest ones). Here’s a page that explains a little bit about Title 1 funding. Why isn’t this all clearly explained by the schools to the parents? Amazing. I will write it up myself, dammit.

Possibly my volunteering efforts should be focused on the schools that failed the test, and I should be going to those classrooms and playing “Apples to Apples Junior” with the kids. It’s a good game for early readers, maybe 2nd to 5th grade. And I should take a bunch of other English-speaking parents with me. I think what we need is someone to coordinate and allocate community volunteers & not just parents.

But in reality, I volunteered at my kid’s own school, and while this was welcomed, I am still being told it is “too confusing” to figure out a room available for me to hold even a small game club. Anyone with a lick of sense would jump on it and have a person with my capabilities and vision coordinating a volunteer program for the whole district. It would have happened last year when I first started telling people my ideas for this kind of thing.

Do you see the other layer of evil at work here? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The schools don’t have funding to do a damn thing. Moms like me get sucked up into a losing system of trying to keep the schools afloat, with our own volunteer labor, uncoordinated and with no continuity from year to year. The more I choose to do for the school system, the more I will be disempowering myself in my own life and career. That’s what “parental involvement in the schools” means.

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Update: The lovely Mrs. Davis has sent me a link to No Dentist Left Behind – it’s a very good essay that gets the point across. Thanks!!

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